Twenty-three year old college student that is slowly going insane. Feel free to contact me in an attempt to pull me back from the ledge.
HEY, TIM.
TIM.
TIMMY.
TIMBO.
TIMBALAND.
TIMBALAND AND MAGOO.
TIMBALAND PRESENTS: SHOCK VALUE.
TIMPERATE RAINFOREST.
TIM, WAKE THE FUCK UP!
… OR DON’T. YOUR CALL. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE DEAD IN YOUR BATHROOM, THOUGH. WHEN AND IF YOU FIND YOUR PANTS YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THAT OUT.
THAT WAS A TRULY EPIC PARTY, T-BOZ. I MEAN IT. I’M PRETTY SURE WE SET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE ON FIRE. I’M GONNA GO GRAB SOME CHIPOTLE. I’LL SEE YOU IN CHEM LAB.
DUN DUN!
*cue gavel*
AAAHHH! TIM, YOU TOTAL PEEPER! GET OUT OF HERE!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF WE WEREN’T DATING EVERYTHING YOU DO WOULD BE ILLEGAL AND CREEPY. YOU’RE LIKE A LAW & ORDER: SVU BAD GUY THAT BUYS ME FLOWERS ON MY BIRTHDAY.
